The Movie Version
— Presents —
NOW OPEN · PRETTY WOMAN · FIRST SHOW RUNNING

PRETTY WOMAN,
TOLD AGAIN.

Be in it.

An album. A play. A memoir. A podcast. A set you can step into. A tour that comes to your city. Eight ways to be inside the same story — told the way the people who love it would tell it.

Audition for ten dollars. Own a share for ten dollars. Take the inside seat for one. They’re three ways the same person participates. Pick one. Pick all of them.

Audition for it → See what you can do →
— Constantly creating to curate your movie experience.
Now Showing Pretty Woman — The Movie Version, Official Souvenir Program
Pretty Woman · The Movie Version · A New American Offering
“You’re one of us. No matter what.”
— Malik Yusef
Same person · three ways in

You are one of us. No matter what.

ActorAudition
$10 / submission

Be in
the thing.

“We select you for your greatness, not your fame.” — Malik

Ten dollars puts you in the audition pool. Dancers, singers, rappers, poets, screenwriters, graphic designers. Cast for this show or held over for the next. Bad Kids Klass members audition for $1.

Audition at AWWDITIONS →
VoyeurInside Seat
$1 / month

Be where it
all gets made.

One dollar a month walks you through every project — past, present, and coming. The inside seat where everyone gathers. Bad Kids Klass members are already in.

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InvestorShare
$10 / share

Hold a share of
what gets made.

Four hundred shares per compilation. Own a piece of the record — the album is yours, free.

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Pick one. Pick all three. You are one of us, no matter what.
The Story

It’s nothing but Cinderella. It’s just Cinderella.

Same story, same ending. The story underneath Pretty Woman is older than the film. Older than any film. A man with money meets a woman the world has written off, and the world stays the same except for the two of them. Cinderella told it first. Pretty Woman told it again. We’re telling it now.

The original made her sanitized. Every version after softened her too. These are the real fairy tales — tales of the fairies. We’re telling the version where she’s the protagonist of her own life. That reframe is the spine of every surface of this offering.

What’s open right now

Eight ways into the same story.

Pretty Woman runs across eight surfaces, all at the same time. Audition for one. Hold a piece of one. Listen to one. Step inside one. Or do all of it — same offering.

01Casting
Music

The Compilations

Four acts. Eighty original songs, walking the story scene by scene. Eighty percent of the publishing goes to the artists.

02Casting
Stage

The Musical

The play. Cast through AWWDITIONS — vocals, choreography, thespian roles. As we revitalize the theater community.

03Casting
Poetry

The Poetry Ov

Ten poems, a compilation of voices — the poetic musings of a pretty woman.

04In Production
Memoir

The Book

The voice the original story never gave her — a collection of her experiences. The doorway into the universe, including the keystone character.

05In Production
Podcast

The Movie Version Podcast

A real conversation about the work the story is really about. Interviews with the characters you never met, continuing the story from inside their own lives.

06In Production
Documentary

The Movie Version Documentary

Real life stories of existence — the life of a sex worker, a hitman, a cartoonist. From characters to subjects; the on-ramp into the next film.

07Booking Bands
Tour

The Greenest Tour

No two-bus road tour. Regional bands play the compilations live in their own cities. Any city, any night.

08In Production
Experience

The Set, Recreated

One physical destination. The set from the story, rebuilt. Walk in, eat on the stage in character with the cast, leave with the compilation. Simulcast anywhere.

The universe plays on

Pretty Woman ends.
The story doesn’t.

The keystone of this story-world is an original character we own outright. We made her up — and we push her further than the original was ever pushed.

Her arc is the reason this isn’t a one-off tribute — it’s the catalog asset. Pretty Woman opens the door; she walks through it, into the universe that survives long after this show is just memory.

i.Memoir
ii.Podcast
iii.Documentary
iv.The Next Film
v.Tour
A New American Offering — sealed invitation
The Set

Dinner on
the stage.

One physical destination. The set from the original story, rebuilt. You walk in. You eat on the stage, in character with the cast. You leave with the compilation. Like a museum — but with dinner and music. Like dinner theater — but you spend the night inside the story. Simulcast to any city we can put a stake in the ground in. Nobody has built this for any film. We checked.

A solar-powered green tour vehicle and a live band playing a rooftop set at golden hour, city skyline behind
The Tour

The greenest
tour ever.

No tour bus. Low carbon footprint. Regional bands play the compilations live in their own cities. The local musician, in their local venue. Any city, any night. The music goes everywhere the audience already is.

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“We don’t dictate. The people dictate. I don’t do anything that people aren’t asking for.”
— Malik Yusef · Casual Strategy Session · June 13